You're too generous, really!

That's so nice of you to sit at a table in the back that's already been made ready for tomorrow morning because you need privacy to conduct your insurance meeting over coffee and one slice of pie. No, sit there for as many hours as you need and tell me to keep the change from $10 on a $9.75 tab. Totally acceptable. Yeah, there's a Starbucks about 300 ft away, feel free to hang out there next time. I guess the person who had a single cup of Iced Tea and left me a $2.50 tip while being the lowest maintenance person ever totally made up for it.